☣☠Not Your Moms Blog☠☣
☣☠Not Your Moms Blog☠☣

runningoncoals:

I am literally both of them at the same time

crunksalad:

tricksterity:

francisfogliani:

In Australia, “I’m up for that” and “I’m down for that” mean the same thing

Also “it’s just up the road” and “it’s just down the road”

It means the same everywhere else too; you ain’t special. Sit down.

taboop:

iridessence:

the devil flew out of her mouth for trying to be racist

send an ambulance I’m dying

fitandfruity:

vnloved:

lame-waves:

i guess i recorded an ice bucket challenge today after i got my wisdom teeth out ??

Hahahahahahahahahah

OH MY GOD. Best ice bucket challenge video ever.

Give them six more years and see what time will do for hopeless dreamers.

He’s so old-fashioned. Like, who still says ily?
(via overheard-at-school)

kitsunecoffee:

alfredtheboywonder:

i just introduced my brother and his friends to slenderman

they played the game and proceeded to freak the fuck out

now they’re playing in the woods

so i made these and stapled them to the trees

i can hear their screams as i post this

you are a horrible person and i love you

i-ran-over-oprah:

found this beautiful work of art in my math book. good to know real artists are still out there

i-ran-over-oprah:

found this beautiful work of art in my math book. good to know real artists are still out there

the-adequate-gatsby:

no homo

whole homo

2% homo

skim homo

soy homo

almond homo

coconut homo

rice homo

butter homo

#I Can’t Believe It’s Not Homo

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